D3 body, D1 cock
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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