Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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