Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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