Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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