ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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