i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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