Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
