if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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