Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
