oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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