People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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