So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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