He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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