But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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