oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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