Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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