You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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