Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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