The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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