Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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