I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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