nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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