farters have to be the big spoon...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
and you fell through a lawn chair
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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