So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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