They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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