Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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