"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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