We're like a lot better than the average bears
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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