what if I'm pregnant?
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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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