would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize