You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He shit in the fireplace
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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