i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm jealous of your bromance
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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