week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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