Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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