we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
