That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what day is it and did you see me today?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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