i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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