these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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