i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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