Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Umm I'm too high to move.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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