ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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