I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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