So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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