Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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