on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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