if i died would you start the facebook group?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
mondays should just be called national damage control day
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
