is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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