what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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