ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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