you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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