Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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