Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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