Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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