But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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