Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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