why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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